"Freud found sex an outcast in the outhouse and left it in the living room an honored guest." -- W. Beran Wolf
"As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take what course he will, he will be sure to repent." -- Socrates.
"You can be sincere and still be stupid." -- Charles F. Kettering
"The farce is finished. I go to seek a vast perhaps." -- François Rabelais (last words)
"Augustus was sensible that mankind is governed by names; nor was he deceived in his expectation that the senate and people would submit to slavery, provided they were respectfully assured that they still enjoyed their ancient freedom." -- Edward Gibbon