Oh, shit: here comes John Bolton....

You're the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go.  You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result.  But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Shorter version: I contain multitudes, and rarely get credit for what I do accomplish.

To be honest, this is the second time I took it: first time I came out as Palestine, which shares with the UN a great deal of insecurity as to its legitimacy and purpose (but a great deal more anger and despair)....