Sunday, November 13, 2005

Stick Your Finger In God's Eye

The theme song of Pat Robertson's theology

Stick Your Finger in God's Eye
(to the tune of Woody Guthrie's "Put Your Finger In the Air"

Stick your finger in God's eye (in God's Eye)
Stick your finger in God's eye (in God's Eye)
Stick your finger in God's eye
And in Hell you'll surely fry
Stick your finger in God's eye (in God's Eye)

Stick your finger in God's ear (in God's ear) [x2]
Stick your finger in God's ear
and your prayers he will not hear
Stick your finger in God's ear (in God's ear)

Stick your finger in God's nose (in God's nose) [x2, etc]
But be careful when he blows

Stick your finger on God's chin (on God's chin) [x2, etc]
Teaching Darwin is a sin

Stick your finger on God's head (on God's head) [x2, etc]
His faithful will cut you dead

Stick your finger on God's cheek (on God's cheek) [x2, etc]
Say that levee's lookin' weak

Put your finger on God's plan (on God's plan) [x2, etc]
Is his best work really Man?

My spouse contributed:
Stick your finger on God's foot (at God's foot) [x2, etc]
And for Christmas you'll get soot

2 comments:

jre said...

I did try to celebrate a couple of Pat's more colorful pronouncements lyrically, but he comes up every day with a new one more grotesque than the last. I can't keep up.

Ahistoricality said...

That's brilliant! Very nice work indeed. Much more challenging than my little zipper song....