Two Meme

via, whose formatting is more orthodox...

Update (5 May): The more I thought about this, the less I liked both the formatting and some of the answers (actually, the problem is the questions...). I've made some changes (none to the "today/yesterday" questions, though).

Two Names You Go By
1. *-**** [redacted to avoid embarrassment]
2. ***** [censored for national security]

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. red shirt
2. unique gold wedding band

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. love
2. trust (got 'em)

Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. A really, really good (compact, high res, optic zoom) digital camera
2. tenure

Two pets you had/have:
1. Never had a pet.
2. I have a tribble, though.

Two Favorite Sports:
1. Sumo
2. Baseball

Two people who will fill this out:
1. I don't tag.
2. I don't tag.

Two things you did last night:
1. Ate palak paneer
2. went to bed early.

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Winsteads (KC)
2. IHOP (anywhere)

Two People that live in your house:
1. Me
2. the Little Anachronism.

Two things you like about yourself:
1. intelligence, which I try to use in the service of others
2. thoughtfulness, empathy, moderation ....

Two things you ate today:
1. moon pie
2. leftover palak paneer

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. spouse
2. janitor

Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. eating pizza
2. driving to preschool

Two things that make you laugh:
1. playing nonsense word games with Little Anachronism
2. Le Show.

Two Favorite Holidays: (both festivals of freedom)
1. July 4th
2. Passover

Two last films you've seen:
1. Singin' In The Rain
2. Cinderella