I was going to leave the Unitarian Jihad alone (how many Unitarian jokes does it take before you realize there's only one Unitarian joke?), but I had to see what name
they'd give me:
Sibling Katana of Patience
This won't help those of you who are wondering about my gender, of course -- and I swear I didn't prompt them for gender-neutral, either. Schism is common to both revolution and religion, so I also have a Reformed Unitarian Jihad name
Pistol of Acceptance
, but I think I'm going to stick with the orthodox sect, for now.
I am Brother Burning Revolver of Love! according to the Reformed movement!
I am Sister Cattle Prod of Enlightenment.
Or according to the Reformed, Sister Chakram of Kindness.
Although the naming committee just renamed me Sister Hammer of Desirable Debate.
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