Thursday, August 18, 2005

Thursday Verses: The Old Sailor

Heard this last week, over and over (yes, I have a child, why do you ask?). The text was copied from a page that also has a great collection of Pooh Quotes, and a picture of the original Christopher Robin's animals.

The Old Sailor
by A.A. Milne

There was once an old sailor my grandfather knew
Who had so many things which he wanted to do
That, whenever he thought it was time to begin,
He couldn't because of the state he was in.

He was shipwrecked, and lived on a island for weeks,
And he wanted a hat, and he wanted some breeks;
And he wanted some nets, or a line and some hooks
For the turtles and things which you read of in books.

And, thinking of this, he remembered a thing
Which he wanted (for water) and that was a spring;
And he thought that to talk to he'd look for, and keep
(If he found it) a goat, or some chickens and sheep.

Then, because of the weather, he wanted a hut
With a door (to come in by) which opened and shut
(With a jerk, which was useful if snakes were about),
And a very strong lock to keep savages out.

He began on the fish-hooks, and when he'd begun
He decided he couldn't because of the sun.
So he knew what he ought to begin with, and that
Was to find, or to make, a large sun-stopping hat.

He was making the hat with some leaves from a tree,
When he thought, "I'm as hot as a body can be,
And I've nothing to take for my terrible thirst;
So I'll look for a spring, and I'll look for it first."
Then he thought as he started, "Oh, dear and oh, dear!
I'll be lonely tomorrow with nobody here!"
So he made in his note-book a couple of notes:
"I must first find some chickens" and "No, I mean goats."

He had just seen a goat (which he knew by the shape)
When he thought, "But I must have boat for escape.
But a boat means a sail, which means needles and thread;
So I'd better sit down and make needles instead."

He began on a needle, but thought as he worked,
That, if this was an island where savages lurked,
Sitting safe in his hut he'd have nothing to fear,
Whereas now they might suddenly breathe in his ear!

So he thought of his hut ... and he thought of his boat,
And his hat and his breeks, and his chickens and goat,
And the hooks (for his food) and the spring (for his thirst) ...
But he never could think which he ought to do first.

And so in the end he did nothing at all,
But basked on the shingle wrapped up in a shawl.
And I think it was dreadful the way he behaved -
He did nothing but bask until he was saved!

(the index of other lyrics and poetry I've posted is here)


Anonymous said...

Oh I do love this poem. It is a family favorite, and when someone says 'I am a shipwrecked sailor' we all know right away what is meant!

Anonymous said...

Anyone who hasn't read this poem, does not know what they are missing. As I get older, I seem to be growing more like him, as do my friends!

An A A Milne fan

JJ Cohen said...

In the last line, it's "basking," not "bask."

zeke zoellick said...

In the last line, bask works just fine.
There are better nits to pick.
A friend of mine was so fond of picking nits that he picked his coat to pieces and died of a bad chest cold.stednve

Anonymous said...

This Milne ship-wrecked sailor poem was a great addition to my life today. I am a writer, but do I finish the poem? or rewrite the story? send out a query? or edit my novel? and so here I sit making time for a blog.

Old Coot said...

With apologies to Anonymous the last...

I am a writer, and so I must write.
Should I finish this poem, or do a rewrite?
Do I send out a query, or edit my book?
Or do I sit comfy here in my book nook?
Instead, I'll take time to reply to this blog.
At least it beats being a bump on a log.

Dellani Oakes said...

I have so many days like this. Having one today, which is why I came across it. I was looking for a link I could post on my Facebook page, thanks for posting this!

Adam said...

Nevertheless, Milne wrote "basking". This is not nickpicking, it is correction.

Anonymous said...

Plus basking scans better...